cartoons; just for kids?

We have all watched tv on the local channels, most of us on cable, and some on sattelite. IT IS ALL SOFT PORN AND MORALLY CORRUPT. Even the commercials are embarrassing to watch when the youngens are near.
This is why I watch cartoons.
OOOOOH GOTTA GO, MY FAVORITE CARTOON JUST STARTED


JIMMY NEUTRON

football season/ five kids

Pre-season has begun. What a joyous time. Checking out your team's new pick-ups as well as other team's trades, looking at the Vike's schedule and planning football parties, participating in fantasy football, looking at stats; who is injured, who got their latest dwi or spousal abuse indictment (not that it is funny or anything, just need to know for their performance) .
Now the real problem. Not that its a PROBLEM per se, (my wife reads this junk too) but how to coordinate football around my family is tricky. I love my family dearly. I love football. But the majority of my family could care less if football existed.
I am asking all that read this for advice. How does one enjoy the football season, not neglect my family, and still make peace with those who I dare say are football haters?