Interview Me(me)

My wife just allowed herself to be interviewed, and I asked her to interview me.
Instructions:
1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me".
2. I will respond by emailing you five questions. (I get to pick the questions).
3. You will update your blog with the answers to the questions.4
. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.So, here are the 5 questions with my answers...


1. If your wife died, would you remarry someone hotter than her?
yes I would try, but probably not realistic
2. When you dream, and you dream of someone OTHER than your wife, is she hotter or uglier than your beautiful, awesome wife?
When I dream, I actually dream of evil space aliens of doom, so therefore, I would have to say uglier.

3. When your wife asks you questions, do you answer what you think she'd like to hear, or are you honest?
Let's see, you yell at me a lot therefore, honestly.

4. What is the color your wife wears that you alternately hate and love because it looks so smokin on her that you can't keep your eyes/hands off of her but you're afraid to take her out in public because then other dudes would stare and try to steal her away?
Black... I think. Please don't yell at me.

5. If you were a sheik, and your wife was in your harem, would you have kicked her out to the "used up wives" tent by now?
Depends, do I still get a foot rub?

Mwuaaaaaah. Love you, Baby!