Halloween fears for the big guy.... Me

Ghosts! All right here it is. The biggest fear of mine for halloween.
1 Ghosts(staircase variety)yeh
2 Child predators
3 Evil candies(poison, razor bladed, or just some how contaminated by some sicko)
4 Other "bigger kids" messing with my lil' ones
5 Me freaking out about the ghost,preds,having to check candy, and kicking mid teen butt and still having a beer. Upon further thought, maybe this should be #1.

tagged by peanut

My eldest child has tagged me to write 6 random things about me.
Let's see.
1)My job sometimes has me do work that can be fairly high up. (I am afraid of heights.)
2)I hate to read
3)I love video games
4)I could and have eaten pizza for breakfast, lunch, and supper.
5)I am afraid of stairs, unless there is someone with me. When alone, I tend to run up as fast as I can.( Can't let the ghost get me)
6)I love my children with all my heart and when I go to work out of town it kills me inside.
7) One extra just for peanut(my eldest) MY FEET REEK!

the hussy

my wife is a hussy. No, the hussy-------------------of the year. See. Pay special attention to the suductive picture to lure the men astray.
Not her intentions(so she says) to lure with the picture, but there it is.

Patience

I have none.

Butts. Can't talk about 'em.